I find these people delusional. That being said, according to users on Reddit, these are the 8 things that are better than sex. Maybe they should find new "partners"!
1. Accomplishing a very long-term goal.
2. Taking off ski boots or uncomfortable shoes after a long day.
3. Having a girlfriend with long nails scratch your head when you're tired.
4. Good news on scary medical results.
5. Twelve hours of uninterrupted sleep when it's raining outside.
6. The anticipation of sex with someone new, right before it's about to happen.
7. Emptying a full bladder after holding out at least a half hour longer than you thought you could.
8. According to heroin users . . . heroin.