Three jokes from listener Joe made us have to choose three winners this week.

The human body has 7 trillion wife manages to get on every effing one of them.

My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis!

I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend.

Here are this week's highlights from STDJ...