Being a judge of jokes on Stump the DJ with Paul and Al is better than being a judge for the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show because, judging a joke competition, you're FAR less likely to get bitten, humped, or peed on by one off the contestants. Or so one might think. Long story, and Paul doesn't like to talk about it. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
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