How Not To Impress A Lady While Naked In Her Back Yard

A Cape Coral, Florida – of course, Florida – man has a questionable manner of meeting the ladies. According to police, an unnamed woman saw a naked man roaming around her backyard…well, wearing nothing but a baseball cap…about 10:30 at night. Seeing her on her screened porch, her walked over. He then asked her if she could “help him out” as whirled his dangly bits “in a circular motion.” Upping the ante, he then pressed his junk against the porch screen. The lady understandably freaked out, and he ran off into the night. As of now, he’s still not been identified or captured…but we’re guessing the screen has been scrubbed and sanitized. Source: Fox 4 Now


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