If you're in the market for some naughty fun in Blue Springs, Missouri, you'd probably pop by Cirilla’s, a local adult novelty emporium. Authorities got word of a robbery at the store after the store manager called 911 and claimed a man stole $90 worth of toys and goodies. After describing what he was wearing, the unnamed manager said he last saw the burglar “running north toward the grocery store with the two biggest dongs I sell.” Cops have someone in mind based on the description but so far so arrests have been made.