Let's face it, if your drugs get stolen, there's nothing you can really do about it. Or, you can pull a David Blackmon and call police to report that someone stole cocaine from her car. The 35-year-old who “identified himself as a drug dealer” told authorities someone broke into his car and stole $50 and “about one-quarter of an ounce of cocaine." Cops responded and noticed a second baggie containing cocaine on the center console, a crack pipe on the vehicle’s floorboard, and a crack rock on the center console. The craziest part? Blackmon was not happy when the police investigation turned on him. In the end, the Florida man, whose also a convicted felon, was charged with cocaine possession, resisting arrest, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Source: The Smoking Gun