There's nothing wrong with splurging every once in a while on the finer things in life-a nice pair of shoes, a steak dinner, or how about a bottle of scotch worth over a million bucks? That's what one unnamed bidder paid for a bottle of 60-year-old Macallan Valerio Adami 1926 at auction this spring. While I'm sure the contents of this particular bottle taste like the nectar of the gods, if you're just looking to get into a fight and piss your pants, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label will do just fine. Trust me.