You Can Get A Crochet Penis Blanket For Cozy Nights On The Sofa

Looking to snuggle up phalic style? Then this blanket is for you!

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For $120 the phalic blanket of your dreams can be a reality!

A woman is going viral after her penis blankets garnered attention on Etsy. The description of the blankets are pretty unassuming saying, "Would you like to have a different and funny blanket? This Penis blanket with hoodie is wrapped around your feet and then stretches back and lies on your body. This blanket will come in its cover with its balls and you will need to Inflate the balls. Made of 100% acrylic yarn, tricot fabric and Removable beach balls."

And good news if you are thinking about purchasing, their are 15 pages of 5 star reviews! Check out this hilarious penis blanket for sale here.

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