Instagram Babe of the Day 8/30

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Relax y’all, I promise I’m gonna get out of my apartment today haha. Birthday shenanigans shall include feeding the ducks stale bread at the park, hot crochet class, signing up for AARP benefits, and a nice early dinner at Luby’s so I can be in bed by 9:00. #lol #butseriously #👵🏻 #😭😭😭 Edit: ok calm down y’all it was a joke, I’m getting blackout drunk, not going to the park. The goddamn ducks will be fuckin fine

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Just a typical Tuesday in the Waidhofer household, chillin boutta MOTHERFUCKING SUMMON SHENRON, no big deal (the hugest deal) @knosetrain28 gets me 🧡 Edit: ah yes, my wishes: 1. My dog to live forever 2. End world hunger 3. Belly scritches (Puff gets a wish)

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🎤”She got a big booty so I call her...” *crowd is turnt* 🎤” ...by her god-given name because I respect her as a woman and want her to feel validated for her personality traits” *🦗* No but for real I know I have a small booty, behave. BUT, for those saints still reading, my amazon wishlist will be included in the link in my bio until my birthday (the 27th), for those who asked—bless your hearts, I don’t even deserve you 😭😭 thank you so very much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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So y’all. I think I’mma do a thing. Follow me on Twitch to watch me play some game I’ve never even heard of before! I suck but I’m kinda cute about it. And it’s going to be a fun way to interact with you guys ❤️ link in story/bio! 😘

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Don’t bother zooming, I was born without nipples. My mom snorted a lot of the marijuana when she was pregnant with me

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I’m gonna go ahead and troubleshoot because I know exactly what y’all are going to comment on this picture. Q: How tall are you? A: I stand a solid 5’2andalmostahalf” Q: did ur butt itch lol do u need to be dewormed lol A: do u wanna be blocked lol BEHAVE

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