An actor and comedian named David Ury does dramatic readings of TV theme songs on YouTube, and they’re awesome.
He makes the“Duck Tales”theme sound like a sergeant addressing his newly deployed soldiers.
In the“Friends”reading he’s your buddy who’s disappointed with your station in life, but no worries, he’s there for you.
And for“Scooby-Doo”he’s an FBI agent pressuring the perp into turning state’s evidence.