Apparently, there's some type of grass in other parts of the globe called Elymus Repens, and it's prominently known as Couch Grass. It's also apparently pronounced as 'Cooch,' and unfortunately for one news anchor, can sound like she was talking about something else.
Allison Langdon and Karl Stefanovic of Today Queensland were interviewing some landscapers about warm-weather lawn care, and Ally asked them how she could take care of her grass that seemed to be on its way out.
"My cooch is dying," she said as Karl Stefanovic begins wheezing as he tries to laugh to himself, covering his face with his hand.