#StolenColon Recovered in Kansas City

The nation breathes a collective sigh of relief this week as a 10-foot tall inflatable colon that had been stolen from an event in Missouri was found. The culprits are still at large. Their motives remain unknown but i can only speculate that it may have been for laughs. I ask you- What is so funny about taking off with a humongous butthole?? I'll wait..

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