Even A Little Snow Is A Big Pain In The A$$

So, out of nowhere, seeming like a horrible April Fool's joke, we are getting 1-3" of wet snow today.  April 2.  When we should be past the clutches of the brutal winter.  Some people say it's no big deal - just 1-3". To me, anything more than 0" is enough to complain about. It has to be brushed off your car. People drive like morons. If it sticks to the pavement, it has to be shoveled off. It's all they talk about on the local news. It's a nuisance. So don't tell me I'm overreacting when I say this snowfall, minimal though it may be, is literally ruining my life today. I'm done with snow. DONE! It's freakin' April! Don't be bringin' this s*%t into my life until next November. Even an inch of snow equals a mountain of stress. Eff you, winter. Eff you, snow. That is all. 

Paul and Al

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