If we catch you watching even 5 minutes of The NBA All Star Celebrity Game tonight....it is time to report to NBA Rehab.....
I watch my share of TV....and then some....But I declare The Celebrity All Star Game....UNWATCHABLE !
THE COACHES....Bill Walton and Dominique Wilkens.....
That's enough to keep me away already....I am on a no Bill Walton diet....( The only diet I have been on in decades)
THE PLAYERS....I defy you to recognize more than 2 of them....
Machine Gun Kelly
Myles Garrett
OK....So you are 2 for 2.....feeling pretty good about yourself....let's see you find a third one....
Jimmie Allen
Brittney Elena
Dearica Hamby
Noah Carlock
Nyjah Huston
Matt James
Quavo
Ranveer Singh
Alex Toussaint
Anuel AA
Justin Bibb
Kane Brown
Booby Gibson
Tiffany Haddish
Jack Harlow
Crissa Jackson
Anjali Ranadive
Gianmarco Tamberi
I don't know about you, but I am 0-18 on that list.....
I know we are getting old....but 0-18 old?.....really?....
Why do I have the urge to buy a bag of Werthers hard candies, put on my slippers and watch reruns of The Honeymooners...
" To the moon Alice!........and you too Quavo!
Photo: Kevin Mulhern