If you don't laugh uproariously at these jokes, you're dead inside. Sorry to be the ones to tell you.

Here's today's Stump the DJ winner! Tasteful? Perhaps not. Perhaps even definitely not. Funny? We sure as hell think so.

Jokes can be tasteful, subtle, appropriate for all ages, and classy. Or they can be like these...

The Cardi Brothers joined 94 HJY's Paul & Al this morning to discuss this year's Toys for Tots Drive with the help of the U.S. Marines. Listen to the interview for all the details about how you can help with this awesome annual cause!

Yes, there were some Election jokes as expected, but we are not dividers, we are uniters. Let's all laugh together as one nation, one people, marching under the flag of inappropriate sexual punchlines and disgusting fart jokes. God bless Paul and Al! Four more years!

Today's winning Stump the DJ joke was, admittedly, a little bizarre, creepy, and a bit - if not QUITE a bit - disturbing. Which is precisely why we chose it as the winner.

These are awesome jokes to tell at any family Thanksgiving dinner or other such social function that you desperately want to get kicked out of!

Whether you're overjoyed, enraged, or somewhere in between regarding the results of the 2024 Election, can we all agree that we deserve a break from the political B.S. with some relatively harmless, extremely immature laughs?

Lots of fantastic jokes from this week's session of Stump! Check 'em out!