With Doug and Jenn just flying back from Italy after the trip with listeners, if one got a seat upgrade and the other didn't, would things get ugly? D&J discuss.   

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Doug's a bar owner and can attest firsthand that people stealing small keepsakes from bars and restaurants is a real epidemic and a REAL problem! Someone actually stole a photo of Doug's grandfather fishing off of the wall of his bar. UnREAL!

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If you have to ask the above question to yourself, the answer is probably "NO!"

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Kids today will never know the joy (and time-consuming pain in the ass) of making a mix tape for someone on a dual cassette boom box that did not have high-speed dubbing.

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According to a study Doug read (or perhaps self-conducted), single people with no kids are, in general and without a doubt, WAY happier than the "opposition."

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Suffice it to say, "tramp stamp" isn't exactly a flattering term for a lower back tattoo (or a tattoo elsewhere that's a little... well... "trampy." Is this term better?

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Doug, Jenn, Shorts, and Kevin talk about a universal pet owner's dilemma: irrational jealousy towards a furry friend's favorite person. It's a common phenomenon where our pets seem to have a sixth sense for choosing the people they love, often leaving us feeling left out. This episode delves into our personal experience with our dogs.

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D&J discuss a rather unusual issue that's been plaguing a listener's marriage. You'll have to tune in to hear the details, but let's just say it involves a certain nocturnal activity that's become a regular occurrence in this couple's bedroom.

The speaker shares a listener's question about a husband who's been dry humping his wife in her sleep, and Doug and Jenn dive into the possible reasons behind this behavior. Gee, wonder who is for and who is against sleep dry humping?

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Doug, Jenn, and Jim Shorts talk about the record-breaking distance traveled by the Mars Perseverance rover and the surprising ways people are getting creative with protein. You'll also hear about a holiday that's gaining popularity among adults and the importance of gut health.

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