LISTENER: Hey, Paul and Al... how come my joke didn't make the Stump the DJ highlights this week?
PAUL: Are you the guy that called in with that same question last week?
LISTENER: Yeah.
AL: And the consecutive weeks, months, years, and even decades before that?
LISTENER: Uh huh.
PAUL: Well, don't give up. We see big things for you in year 36 of The Paul & Al Show!
LISTENER: Really?!
AL: Wow - you really don't understand jokes, humor, or sarcasm, do you?
PAUL: Did you hear the one about the guy who got hung up on by two radio DJ's?
LISTENER: No.
AL: It goes something like this...
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AANOUNCER: This has been an other episode of "Things Paul & Al Are Too Polite To Say To Stump the DJ Callers!"