For all of you young kids out there with your internets and texting machines, this joke is an "LOL"-er.

Entered Stump the DJ this week as you have every Thursday for the past 34 years and didn't win yet again? Our best advice? Don't give up. Or, better yet: DO give up. Clearly you're not funny.

Check out the best jokes, and the BESTEST joke, from this week's Stump the DJ with Paul & Al!

Obviously, a lot of Paris Olympic jokes this week, and one of 'em actually took the gold!

Not surprisingly, a LOT of Paris Olympics jokes this week. But this was the champion!

Thanks to all the listeners who submitted jokes to Stump the DJ this week. If you didn't win, don't give up! We believe in you! Unless you're that creepy dude who sent us those really effed up jokes. Please know we are contacting the authorities.

Here's this week's winning joke on Stump the DJ. Congratulations to our winner, David!

Sammy Hagar's "Best Of All Worlds Tour" came into the Xfinity Center this past Friday like a freight train. The Paul and Al Show's resident Van Halen nut LOVED it... except for one little thing.

We don't say this enough to all of you jokesters out there in Radio Land: we're proud of you, dammit! Keep submitting great jokes like these.